If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

... insane?

... virtually indestructible?

... a national treasure?

... a giant fly catcher?

... the next apprentice?

... all of the above?

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

The next apprentice. Because let's face it, it gets lonely in that tower of his, in his guilded cage.

He needs company and if he has an apprentice all covered in gel and keeps him very close, he will never look unkempt.

All he has to to is reach over and get a gob from the apprentice's body.....and he will become slick Donald once again.

However, his wife might not like that kind of a relationship so close to Donald. He might turn kinky with that constant groping for gel.

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

oooh oooh, ready?

You're MIRED! Report It

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

oooh oooh, ready?

You're MIRED! Report It

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

uh...that was weird... Report It

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

all of the above. Why?

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

i don't think his hair is real..but to answer you question...all of the above.

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

There isn't enough space on my body for all his hair gel. In fact there isn't enough space on the bodies of 1000 people for all his hair gel. His hair gel is a country and has a population and environmental problems like all countries.

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

Fired

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

The next apprentice I suppose...Does Mr. Trump even use hair gel? He looks like a hairspray kinda guy to me.

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

All of the above!

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

Clinically Death?

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

all of the above.

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

Unimaginably smelly.

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

All of the above...plus you wouldn't have to wear a helmet when riding on a motorcycle.

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

none~ you know how much that would probably cost? well it would be enough to stop a bullet.......hmmmmmmm maybe i could get a patent....... anyways i think its crazy..he has no REAL hair so i dont know why he puts so much gel on it

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

Virtually indestructible. Have you seen how still that stuff keeps his hair, even two inches above his head? I'll bet that stuff is better than Kevlar!

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

I was thinking 'Thing' or 'It' (dont' recall the name) from the Aadams Family.....but if I have to choose I'd say all of the above.

A little gel protects the brain like a helmet, too much and it seeps into the scalp causing insanity.

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

A Billion Dollar Whoopee Cushion!

If you covered yourself from head to toe in Donald Trump's hair gel, you would be declared...?

a kinky maniac who gets off on arrogant ba$$tards with bad comb-overs...or is that thing a toupee?